Weird Al Yankovic - Perform This Way Lyrics

Perform This Way merupakan parodi dari lagu Born This Way (Lady Gaga). Lagu ini bercerita tentang kehidupan dan track record dari seorang Lady Gaga. Lagu Perform This Way banyak membahas tentang cara berpakaian Lady Gaga yang dinilai nyentrik bahkan aneh.

Lagu ini ditulis dan dibawakan oleh Weird Al Yankovic. Video klip nya dapat dilihat di sini.
Berikut lirik lagu Perform This Way

 My mama told me when I was hatched

 Act like a superstar

 Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress

 And someday you will go far

 Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss

 The press follows everywhere I go

 I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this

 Back off and enjoy the show!

 I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display

 Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way

 I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees

 It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way

 Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this way

 Baby, I perform this way

 Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way

 I'm not crazy, I perform this way

 I'll be a troll or evil queen

 I'll be a human jelly bean

 'Cause every day is Halloween

 For me...

 I'm so completely original

 My new look is all the rage

 I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck

 And set fire to myself on stage

 I'll wear a porcupine on my head

 On a W-H-I-M

 And for no reason now I'll sing in French

 Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)

 Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé

 No, not because I'm crazy - I perform this way

 I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat

 I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way

 Don't be offended when you see

 My latest pop monstrosity

 I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre

 I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar

 There's nothing too embarrassing

 I'll honestly do anything

 But wear white after Labor Day

 'Cause baby, I perform this way

 Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today

 Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way

 No reason I should regret all the attention I get

 I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah

 I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey

 I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey

 I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey

 I'm really not insane, I just perform this way-hey